Oh, like you know the secret to women. You're a child. You can barely grow facial hair. You don't know anything about women yet.

Yes, thank you. I just wanted an apple, but now I get to talk about the fact that I'm an emotional dwarf.

Violet doesn't believe in children. She acknowledges they exist, because they scream in her restaurant.

Who calls their father Big Daddy? That's like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Guys don't keep messages from an ex. That's a woman thing.

What's your problem, you look like someone died.

The only thing that can make me feel any better is being with you. I know being with you would make me feel better.

I mean I'm a lot of friend. I'm like two double patties worth of friend.

I like dating the Chief of Staff. I get special service.

You cannot feel guilty for something you couldn't control.

What? I'm just saying you are very loud, you have a lot of curly hair...

You're just... you're, uh, you're just honest. That's your fatal flaw. It's my favorite thing about you.

You guys need to get better at the pep talk thing.